Tag: humor
group name: nonnews
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March 04, 2007 07:43 PM EST --
9:03 a.m. CST
This just in:
A Minneapolis woman reports having been awakened early this morning by a loud retching noise emanating from her feline bed companion. A panicky attempt to . . . more
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February 15, 2007 08:54 PM EST --
We are twenty-four hours past the second night of American Idol post auditions and still have no report from Jake S., Gather's unofficial-but-widely-respected-and-anxiously-anticipated American . . . more
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February 17, 2007 12:35 PM EST --
HUY,
I hed thu big ugly guy writ thu headline for mi becus I no none of yu inteligunt fulks wuld rede my articel if yu saw my spellung, but hears my nonnues kible riport.
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September 15, 2007 11:16 AM EDT --
Got a problem with a low ranking? Been flambéed by an anonymous member? The Gather Action Reporter is here to help!
Dear Gather Action Reporter:
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February 20, 2007 11:43 AM EST --
To: Non-News Correspondents
From: Fearless Non-Leader
RE: Gather Non-News by Non-Correspondent Icon Changed
Due to the fact that This Non-Correspondent has received Official Gather . . . more
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July 07, 2008 04:07 PM EDT --
The London- based National Children's Bureau has revealed a shocking discovery. However, it's a discovery I've always suspected myself. It turns out that toddlers who turn down flavorful foreign . . . more
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July 16, 2008 11:31 AM EDT --
Habitat for Humanity – Good cause or destroyer of souls
Last year my husband and son flew south and worked for Habitat in Mississippi. I was proud of them. They helped several people with the . . . more
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June 28, 2007 08:13 AM EDT --
At Gerbil Interactive Media ("we", "us" or "Gerbil"), we value the privacy of people like you (a "Member", "you" or "you all" if you are . . . more
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September 12, 2007 04:42 PM EDT --
SAN FRANCISCO. If you thought the Barry Bonds steroid scandal couldn't get any weirder, think again. The San Francisco Giants today announced that Bonds is pregnant.
Bonds: "The . . . more
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February 17, 2007 10:05 AM EST --
Gather Non-News for Non-Correspondents, the-break out non-news network, is only a few days old, but already has attracted a lot of attention. Afficionados of non-news and non-correspondents who . . . more
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July 05, 2007 08:08 AM EDT --
DURHAM, North Carolina. A team of researchers at the Duke University School of Medicine say they have developed a vaccine-like treatment that can slow or even prevent the onset of anorexia nervosa, . . . more
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July 31, 2007 09:10 AM EDT --
ST. LOUIS, Mo. As The American Philosophical Association's annual convention winds down in this hot and humid city, professors from around the country took time off from the presentation . . . more
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August 19, 2007 04:42 PM EDT --
BECKET, Mass. This town in the bucolic Berkshire Mountains is home to Jacob's Pillow, a dance complex whose signature attraction is a summer ballet festival that has endured now for seventy-five . . . more
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August 17, 2008 08:21 PM EDT --
BEIJING. Confronted with a certified copy of her birth certificate by Chinese officials, Olympic silver medalist Dana Torres today admitted that she is not 41 years and that she added . . . more
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October 06, 2007 12:43 PM EDT --
I have been a member of the male sex my entire life, actually longer, since my masculinity--such as it is--was determined when I first acquired one of those dust-bunny like creatures, the Y chromosome, . . . more
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December 19, 2007 09:15 AM EST --
NEW YORK. A study released this week indicating that people who suffer from dyslexia are more likely to rise to the top in the corporate world has business leaders buzzing and headhunters riffling . . . more
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December 20, 2007 04:49 PM EST --
BOSTON. At the Borders Bookstore in downtown Boston, the lines snake around the building with holiday shoppers making last-minute purchases. Sometimes the contrasts are striking, as ramrod-straight . . . more
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March 10, 2008 03:16 PM EDT --
ALBANY, New York. Crusading New York Governor Eliot Spitzer today demanded a complete investigation into his involvement in a prostitution ring, saying he would not rest until he had determined . . . more
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May 02, 2008 09:01 AM EDT --
If you're married or involved in a long-term relationship, you may have experienced one of those horrifying moments when your spouse or significant other says or does something that . . . more
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June 21, 2008 10:53 AM EDT --
MAYNARD, Mass. In a darkened room, Rose Alba Mercurio sits in a comfortable chair and repeats the words she hears on a self-hypnosis tape especially prepared for her by a local support group. . . . more
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