Tag: non-news
group name: nonnews
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February 15, 2007 05:05 PM EST --
Homeland Security thinks Kentucky born poet and political playwright, Naomi Wallace, is a threat to national security because she visited Cuba and her daughter (hide the eyes of any children in . . . more
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March 02, 2007 06:46 PM EST --
We are saddened to report that the brain of a GNN non-correspondent, Aniko R. is missing as of 11:00 a.m. today.
Initial investigations revealed that earlier this morning, Aniko R. was heard making disparaging . . . more
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March 06, 2007 11:09 AM EST --
Dear Abby... I mean Bongo...
I have never written to an advice columnist before, so I hope you remember my virginal status in this particular area and have mercy on me.
I need advice now like I never . . . more
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March 14, 2007 12:22 PM EDT --
03-14-07
Dateline: Internet
On the Right Coast, mike e. has fallen off the face of the earth. Either that, or his boss is wise to his non-correspondent status and is keeping an eye on him.
On . . . more
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October 31, 2007 08:44 AM EDT --
How about "Goo snot gnu", as in "Goo's notg nu"?
or "Gee, not now"
or "Gosh, nice nipples"
or "Get Numb Now!"
. . . more
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December 14, 2007 02:43 PM EST --
News Flash
Dateline: Santa Rosa, CA
One hundred percent, yes that's what I said, (100%) of my socks survived the laundry and are present and accounted for (and even counted)! . . . more
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May 27, 2007 04:51 PM EDT --
Much has been made of the attack of the Suzies this weekend. Let me introduce myself... I am Siouxy Article Writer, and I am the REAL Siouxy.
All other Susies, Suzies, Soozies, etc., are nothing more . . . more
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February 24, 2007 08:22 AM EST --
You are born naked.
Many things come after that.
You die. It's over.
more
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February 17, 2007 09:53 PM EST --
The street lights on my block reflect a sunset color on the snow. They trick me at dusk into thinking that the sky is lower and might even be on fire. I see this from the porch where I check the mail, . . . more
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February 28, 2007 10:05 PM EST --
Unlike its popular and successful counterpart, the REBMA alert will not seek assistance or publish pictures. REBMA represents lost causes and admits any effort to recover the missing would . . . more
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February 26, 2007 02:11 PM EST --
As I lay soaking in the tub this weekend, totally unaware of my latent yearning to subscribe to the Courier-Journal, the phone rang. I decided to hop out and answer that ringing phone, since my . . . more
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March 10, 2007 11:55 AM EST --
This non-correspondent decided to look over the Gather front page, something she doesn't normally do.
Featured are some Gatherers from Canada.
Noticeably absent is the famed Stick Man of the 21st . . . more
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March 24, 2007 10:04 AM EDT --
Dateline: Royal Oak, Michigan
The sun is making a valiant attempt to peek out of the clouds. Weather: not warm, but definitely not cold. Ground conditions: nice and moist from snow melt.
The project: . . . more
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May 14, 2007 10:44 AM EDT --
Dateline: Royal Oak, Michigan
Nice weather this weekend brought this non-correspondent outside to complete much needed spring yardwork. Recent weeks of heavy April showers led to waist high weeds . . . more
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February 18, 2007 01:11 PM EST --
Monica the Money Tree - Age 2
Following a mysterious illness in which she dropped a leaf a day for at least a month, Monica was moved to the plant hospital (kitchen table). Despite aggressive . . . more
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March 28, 2007 02:04 PM EDT --
Not that I partake. I haven't in many years. I think the statute of limitations on my misdeeds ran out about 15 years ago, to be precise.
However, I do recall the zen-ness of the feeling. Very peaceful, . . . more
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May 12, 2007 01:50 PM EDT --
Dateline: Royal Oak, Michigan
Location: Closet of Non-Correspondent
Inspired by the fact that Sandy Knauer and I have the same sized feet, I thought that before taking off for the pond store on . . . more
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March 16, 2007 10:16 AM EDT --
Dateline: Royal Oak, Michigan
A revelation of epic proportions just occurred here at the messy desk of this non-correspondent. That's what happens when you transition from coffee to Japanese green . . . more
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February 28, 2007 08:59 AM EST --
In the spirit of news nothingness, I will not waste my time reading and reviewing an entire book. Instead, I will quote a bunch of stuff from an article that several extremely conscientious Gather . . . more
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October 11, 2007 01:17 PM EDT --
BONGO has been watching his behavoir over the past several months and noticed that he doesn't come to Gather very often.
Using an advanced technique called introspection, he's observed that that . . . more
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