Tag: spoof
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September 15, 2007 11:16 AM EDT --
Got a problem with a low ranking? Been flambéed by an anonymous member? The Gather Action Reporter is here to help!
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August 17, 2008 08:21 PM EDT --
BEIJING. Confronted with a certified copy of her birth certificate by Chinese officials, Olympic silver medalist Dana Torres today admitted that she is not 41 years and that she added . . . more
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June 28, 2007 08:13 AM EDT --
At Gerbil Interactive Media ("we", "us" or "Gerbil"), we value the privacy of people like you (a "Member", "you" or "you all" if you are . . . more
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September 12, 2007 04:42 PM EDT --
SAN FRANCISCO. If you thought the Barry Bonds steroid scandal couldn't get any weirder, think again. The San Francisco Giants today announced that Bonds is pregnant.
Bonds: "The . . . more
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July 05, 2007 08:08 AM EDT --
DURHAM, North Carolina. A team of researchers at the Duke University School of Medicine say they have developed a vaccine-like treatment that can slow or even prevent the onset of anorexia nervosa, . . . more
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July 31, 2007 09:10 AM EDT --
ST. LOUIS, Mo. As The American Philosophical Association's annual convention winds down in this hot and humid city, professors from around the country took time off from the presentation . . . more
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August 19, 2007 04:42 PM EDT --
BECKET, Mass. This town in the bucolic Berkshire Mountains is home to Jacob's Pillow, a dance complex whose signature attraction is a summer ballet festival that has endured now for seventy-five . . . more
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October 06, 2007 12:43 PM EDT --
I have been a member of the male sex my entire life, actually longer, since my masculinity--such as it is--was determined when I first acquired one of those dust-bunny like creatures, the Y chromosome, . . . more
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December 19, 2007 09:15 AM EST --
NEW YORK. A study released this week indicating that people who suffer from dyslexia are more likely to rise to the top in the corporate world has business leaders buzzing and headhunters riffling . . . more
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December 20, 2007 04:49 PM EST --
BOSTON. At the Borders Bookstore in downtown Boston, the lines snake around the building with holiday shoppers making last-minute purchases. Sometimes the contrasts are striking, as ramrod-straight . . . more
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March 10, 2008 03:16 PM EDT --
ALBANY, New York. Crusading New York Governor Eliot Spitzer today demanded a complete investigation into his involvement in a prostitution ring, saying he would not rest until he had determined . . . more
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June 21, 2008 10:53 AM EDT --
MAYNARD, Mass. In a darkened room, Rose Alba Mercurio sits in a comfortable chair and repeats the words she hears on a self-hypnosis tape especially prepared for her by a local support group. . . . more
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July 10, 2008 09:29 AM EDT --
Boston--City of Big Shoulders!
No wait--that's Chicago. Boston's the City of Round Shoulders, because of the number of bookish types who live here. That's why I joined . . . more
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March 19, 2007 01:30 PM EDT --
LONDON. News that British Airways had upgraded a dead passenger and her daughter to first-class seats on an international flight caused bond rating agencies to downgrade the credit standing . . . more
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March 22, 2007 08:13 AM EDT --
BEMIDJI, Minnesota. Carol Winooski is an active contributor to Gather, the Boston-based "social network" site whose members earn redeemable points for posting content or creating groups . . . more
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March 24, 2007 10:05 AM EDT --
GREENWICH, Connecticut. Liam Nelson is a scrawny sixth-grader who's short for his age. His dad, Terry Nelson, is manager of a hedge fund that generated an eye-popping 23% return for . . . more
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June 08, 2007 08:12 AM EDT --
Readers of this column are constantly bombarding us with questions. Look out--here comes one now! (Just kidding.) In order to make your reading experience more enjoyable, and to reduce . . . more
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July 11, 2007 08:22 AM EDT --
PITTSBURGH, Pa. The growing backlash against the self-esteem movement has found its whipping boy in Fred Rogers, long-time host of the acclaimed children's television show Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood. . . . more
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July 13, 2007 08:42 AM EDT --
NEW YORK. Tensions between CBS Evening News staffers and Katie Couric cooled a bit yesterday after the network reached an agreement with the highly-paid anchorwoman on ten words she will . . . more
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September 03, 2007 01:01 PM EDT --
PHOENIX, Arizona. "Sparky", the tabby cat who was the Arizona Cardinals' mascot, was killed yesterday by a golf cart driven by special teams coordinator Gary Zauner. . . . more
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